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Monster of the Week: The Grain Giant PDF Print E-mail
Written by Steve   
Friday, 17 June 2011 15:38

Also Known As: Grain Creature, Grain Golem

Description: The grain giant is, as the name implies, a large creature made out of grain. Most grain giants are roughly humanoid in appearance, but other forms are possible, with a serpentine form being most popular non-humanoid morphology. The size of a grain giant depends on how much grain it has absorbed into its body. A grain giant who forms in a typical silo is 30-40 feet tall initially.

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Monster of the Week: The Ozark Howler PDF Print E-mail
Written by Steve   
Friday, 10 June 2011 15:22

Also Known As: Arkansas howler, howler, Ozark Black Howler

Description: The Ozark howler is a large predator that looks like a cross between a cat and a black bear. It has the head of a predatory feline with two horns protruding above its brow and a short cat-like tail. Its body resembles a bear with thick, stocky legs, but with very prominent shoulder muscles that give it a somewhat feline appearance. The howler’s coat is dark and thick. It is named for its distinctive howl, which sounds like a cross between a wolf’s howl and an elk’s bugle.

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Five Fun Facts About Food Stamps PDF Print E-mail
Written by Hunter S. Zevon   
Saturday, 07 May 2011 21:34

From the April issue of Bazooka Magazine:

In case you haven’t heard, Yum! Brands has been lobbying legislators to allow fast food restaurants to accept food stamps. WPSD posted a note about this on their Facebook page the other day. As you can probably guess, over 90% of the people who left comments ignored the fact that this change is being suggested by one of the world’s largest fast food companies (they own KFC, Taco Bell, Long John Silvers, and several other chains) in favor of self-righteous psuedo-Randian rants about the champagne and caviar lifestyle of the lazy bottom feeders and criminals who receive public assistance.

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Monster of the Week; The Snallygaster PDF Print E-mail
Written by Steve   
Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:20

Also Known As: Schneller Geist (German for “quick spirit”), Schnellegeister

Description: The snallygaster is a large flying reptile with feathered wings and seven octopus-like tentacles hanging from its neck just below the beak. The creature’s beak, which is full of razor-sharp teeth is often described as metallic in appearance, but is actually made of bone and keratin just like a bird’s. The snallygaster has a single large eye in the center of its forehead, four legs ending in sharp talons, and a tail that measures nearly 20 feet long. The snallygaster’s leathery skin ranges from dark brown to yellow and sometimes has darker stripes or other markings. It’s screech sounds like “a cross between a tiger and a vampire,” according to one witness.

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Crash Comics To Celebrate Grand Opening On Free Comic Book Day PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Bucky Manitoba   
Wednesday, 04 May 2011 14:40

From the April Issue of Bazooka Magazine:

Crash Comics will be celebrating the grand opening of its new location at 1201 Kentucky on Saturday, May 7. If you’re a comic fan, you probably recognize that date as being significant. That’s because the first Saturday in May has been Free Comic Book Day every year since 2002. This year, Crash is going all out to get people involved in the annual FCBD event and show off their new store.

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