This poem originally appeared in the March issue of Bazooka Magazine. Since it combines late 18th Century poetry with local politics, I'm guessing it has a target audience of about 4 people.

Schroeder-Khan

By Thomas Pain (with apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge)

In Paxducah did Schroeder-Khan

A stately quilter tent decree

Where the Ohio River ran

At cost astonishing to man

Paid for by you and me.

As the old saying goes, "birds of a feather flock together," so it's not surprising that most members of a fraternity usually have very similar demographics. Some fraternities are primarily jocks, some fraternities tend to recruit members of a particular race, and some fraternities are made up entirely of rednecks who apparently missed the "Appomattox Courthouse" day of their Civil War history class. The outsider is the guy who falls firmly outside of the default demographic for his frat. His race, social class, subculture, country of origin, sexual orientation, or some other characteristic makes him stand out from his fraternity brothers, often resulting in him being treated a little differently than more typical frat members. For example, he may be subjected to offensive jokes or assumed to be an expert on all aspects of the thing that makes him different.

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